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Classic Cecil and Leonard Volume 1

1. Fire Truck.2. Mule and Cow. 3. Wake Forest. 4. Go Further. 5. Mule has got to be caught. 6. Round Trip. 7. 4 by 2′s. 8. 2 Fish. 9. Lost a shoe.
10. 400 pound lady.11. Flares. 12. Good Memory. 13. Deer Hunt. 14. Posted Land. 15. Racket that darn dog is making. 16. 4 county fox hunt.
17. Bingo. 18. Preacher and revival. 19. Names behind the pulpit. 20. Septic tank. 21. Fish and lantern. 22. Mule Raffle. 23. Mule with long ears.
24. Tobacco Chewer. 25. Flop out mule (Mary Ellen).

Classic Cecil and Leonard Volume 2

1. Avenge yourself. 2. Black Root Rot. 3. 12 o’clock. 4. Broken down by sex. 5. Grover Adkins. 6. Fenners . 7. Plowing with a bull. 8. Bird dog.
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Dog can’t swim. 10. Bucket. 11. Not to me it don’t. 12. Spells Ox. 13. Lavatory Retriever. 14. Who died. 15. He ain’t going to my funeral.
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Thought you were after the $100. 17. Not how long it is…how tall it is. 18. Brother at Harvard. 19. Brain surgery. 20. Wood stove. 21. Cecil’s wife gone two days to the store. 22. What is your birthday. 23. Alligator and leg. 24. Yes, bring him in. 25. Drunk again Cecil. 26. My friend’s on the wagon. 27. Been a Baptist all of my life. 28. Oxford. 29. If she dies, she dies. 30. House trailer. 31. Watchin’ TV 6 and 11p.m. 32. 4 stages of life. 33. Watermelon patch. 34. Enough wood in the attic. 35. What’s time to a hog. 36. Nobody can be buried within files miles. 37. What’s he talkin’ about. 38. Fanny Green.

Classic Cecil and Leonard Volume 3

1. Sure hope you break even. 2. I paid my fertilizer bill. 3. Dropped coat down privy house hole. 4. Robbery in Convenience store. 5. Load of chickens. 6. Uncle fell in whiskey vat. 7. Hallelujah, it’s resurrection day. 8. Sister had a baby. 9. Cecil is responsible. 10. Bird of paradise. 11. 2 blue stars.
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Load of manure for strawberries. 13. I may be stupid but I’m not lost. 14. It ain’t carried me nowhere. 15. Spells Ox. 16. Poor house on a mule wagon. 17. Boat in soybean field. 18. Buried aunt lst week. 19. Repaint and sin no more. 20. I’m writing this letter real slow. 21. Lookin’ for a possum. 22. Most accidents happen. 23. Town drunk died. 24. You wake him up. 25. Ribs broken in five places. 26. Before we painted him yeller. 27. Cecil’s girlfriend covered with welts. 28. Tied pork chops. 29. She had an bag in the car. 30. I et 6 biscuits for breakfast. 31. I’d married you know matter who left you… 32. Plumber stole two towels. 33. Got a peck of potatoes for Cecil. 34. I am the next speaker. 35. His brother just entered. 36. Ain’t fit to make up a crowd. 37. Drove all the way to Wilson. 38. We’re sitting in the back seat. 39. Bear left. 40. Dead Atheist.
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Mule and Cow.

Cecil and Leonard 1991 Holiday CD

1. Settin’ out, puttin’ in, comin’ out, and comin’ off. 2. Grover Adkins. 3. Fenner’s.  4. Broken down by sex. 5. Spelled OX. 6. You can go further. 7. Be careful…you have a heart murmur. 8. Trading Mules. 9. War on poverty. 10. 2% profit. 11. Didn’t come to fall in. 12. Town drunk died. 13. I’ll go live with my sister. 14. Knock on wood. 15. Ham biscuits. 16. Mama said you wouldn’t remember. 17. 3 wise me from a far. 18. House burned down. 19. Red Truck. 20. Thermous jug. 21. Mule can’t get on train. 22. It don’t go to my daughter. 23. Treein’ possums and bayin’ at the moon. 24. Blinker. 25. Spoons for every size mouth. 26. Feed him Collards. 27. Crossword puzzle buff. 28. I expect to be an old man. 29. Is Cecil dumb? 30. Bigamy. 31. Was it you or your brother? 32. Next door to my neighbor. 33. Pullin’ chain through woods. 34. Got her down on her knees. 35. Kidnapped Cecil. 36. Dog with good memory. 37. Pullin’ deer from woods. 38. If he don’t fly, we’ll shoot him. 39. Either way you get you dog back. 40. Bingo. 41. Revival. 42. Had a belly full too. 43. Died in service. 44. Keep moving that box. 45. I’ll be chewing you up some fresh. 46. I’ve been a baptist all of my life. 47. Septic tank. 48. Mule and Cow. 49. Fanny Green.